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Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Tonight on Twitter I pondered what Seinfeld would be like if it had aired in the internet era. Here were my ideas for easy reading:

Jerry breaks up with a woman because of her unflattering Twitter avatar

”Jerry, Kramer’s reblogging me and removing my original tags!” “C’mon George, it’s the internet! Information wants to be *free*!”

Uncle Leo doesn’t understand email, wants to know where the stamps print out

”I tell ya, I’m in love with her, Jerry. And this time I’m almost sure she’s not a spambot.”

George’s parents friend him on Facebook

Better yet, George sends friend requests to his parents on Facebook, and they decline

Bania replies to all of Jerry’s tweets

The gang learn Kramer’s first name by looking him on Google

George writes a scathing review on Yelp and is banned from the coffee shop

The gang hold a contest to see who can go the longest without vanity-searching themselves

Elaine’s friends keep bugging her on Facebook: “When are you gonna “Like” the baby? You gotta “Like” the baby!”

Jerry and Elaine start an OkCupid profile for George as a joke, he ends up getting matched with Marisa Tomei

Kramer doesn’t understand wifi. “So these emails are just flyin’ through my body? Oh I don’t like that.”

George refuses to allow his friends to tag him in photos because “that’s how they getcha, Jerry!”

George registers a domain name because it was once owned by Jon Voight

Kramer learns he can order everything he needs from Amazon, decides to never leave his apartment again

The gang learns Kramer uses Bing instead of Google. When asked about it, he replies, “Google? What’s ‘Google?’ Frankly it sounds made up”

George pretends to be the guys in Missed Connections ads, hoping the women will fall for it

Uncle Leo torrents movies and says it’s okay because all old people do it

George won’t tell anyone his wifi password (“Bosco”)

George gets into relationship with a frequent texter. He dumps her because he’s only willing to pay for the cheapest data plan

George decides not to date anymore since Siri is nicer to him than any woman has ever been

George accidentally forwards his new girlfriend an unflattering photo of his privates. “Do women know about JPG compression?!”

The gang spends an entire episode waiting for a Chinese restaurant’s website to load

Well goodnight