Does Anyone Need a Child Prison?
Are your children running around Purgatory TOO much? Are they just TOO hyped up to exist in a vacuum? Well get them this Child Prison! Its chain-link walls will keep your children confined to an area just small enough that only one of them can comfortably lay down. And don’t forget to give them one truck and one robot computer (?) to keep them occupied for all eternity!
An infinite span of white space is too much for children! So mark off your own hexagon of sadness today, with Child Prison!