Home Depoe: High School Superlatives
Most likely to succeed
Most likely to tell people they are succeeding
Most likely to tell people they are an actor in New York
Best eyes
Best eyes when they are not open
Most changed since freshman year (gay)
Most likely to intentionally graze hands with the same fraternity brother several times during a party in the frat house basement (gay)
Most likely to be gay (gay)
Gay (gay)
Most likely to be jealous of her daughter
Most likely to fight urges to smother their pet while it sleeps
Best cry face
Best cry face while drinking vodka out of a flask in the restroom stall at a school dance
Most likely to say “This is awkward” in every social situation in college, and then text message friends the morning after the social situation “That was awkward”
Most likely to find a flipped over car on the side of a highway and crawl into it before the paramedics arrive
Most likely to have a cell phone their significant other does not know about
Most likely to remind someone that they held the door for them
Best laugh after falling in front of people and splitting a knee open and watching blood pour out of it
