February 2012
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Watchand in the meantime, here’s my nerve-wracked, hyper-fast-talking, mostly terrible stand-up!!
my life feels slightly like a mess right now
yay
ok well i could post a video of my stand up
but i’m watching it now and good god, it started off badly and i talk so fast and augh. but i think it got good around the middle…i definitely need more practice and to cut out some jokes and maybe know my material better so i don’t trail off and say things i didn’t rehearse which are most of the points where there is zero laughter but i’m obviously trying to be...
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DON'T JUDGE ME ON THIS BUT
i apparently started writing a script for a sketch while drunk a week or two ago and well, this is the shit that i wrote apparently, ugh
INT. PHONE STORE A phone store worker leans casually on the counter-top. From a lanyard around his neck dangles a tag that indicates his name is MATT. He looks incredibly bored, until the first group of customers for the day enter through the store’s doors. MATT...
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i entered an amateur stand up comedy competition so as to spur myself into finally actually doing it and it was tonight and IT WENT PRETTY GOOD MAYBE
it was a heat and i didn’t get through (unless i get a wildcard but not likely, i don’t think) but i’m okay with that because i was one of 2 out of like 14 that had never ever done it before, and there was some shockingly unfunny...
“This planet has … a problem, which was this: most of the people on it were...”
– —Douglas Adams “The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” (via dialswitcher)
And then the planet gets blown up.
(via ragingbitchfest)
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someone posed me a hypothetical today:
and it was: “if another creator had created a universe, what do you think it would look like?”
my reponse: “assuming it is anything like our universe, it would be infinite, and technically, you cannot view infinity and it therefore cannot look like anything, unless you enter the Total Perspective Vortex, of course.”
which led me to realise this:
as far as we know,...
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while i abhor Chris Brown and everything he has...
after the insanity of releasing the song ‘S&M’ AND being a domestic abuse victim, if Rihanna truly is dating him again, well, it’s going to make it very hard to care about what happens to her (that isn’t to say she deserves anything, but she should be very thankful to have gotten away from him - many, many victims are not so lucky). somebody close to her should be...
“So Virginia Republicans SERIOUSLY want a government so big that it can literally...”
– Rachel Maddow on her show on 2/14/12, discussing a bill requiring a trans-vaginal ultrasound prior to abortion
The Huffington Post wrote about the bill here. My favorite part: “[Del. Englin, Democrat and voice of reason] noted he had a conversation with one GOP lawmaker regarding his amendment...
Watchkindlyshutup:
”So, Republicans of Virgina *seriously* want a government SO BIG it can literally get inside individual citizen’s genitals by force and without their consent.” - Rachel Maddow
so much rage at this right now
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i don't get why gay men obsess over Zac Efron so...
he looks like the kind of guy who’d start hysterically crying if you accidentally got cum in his hair
Home Depoe: High School Superlatives →
careyodonnell:
Most likely to succeed
Most likely to tell people they are succeeding
Most likely to tell people they are an actor in New York
Best eyes
Best eyes when they are not open
Most changed since freshman year (gay)
Most likely to intentionally graze hands with the same fraternity brother several times during a party in the frat house basement (gay)
Most likely to be gay...
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urserlicious replied to your photo: haven’t felt as isolated as i do right now in some…
I like how you took a timed photo of yourself looking sad.
HAHAHA. I THINK I DID A PRETTY GOOD JOB TOO
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