December 2011
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it actually makes me really really happy
that some kind of misfortune has befallen katy perry
that’s karma for making such egregiously, stupefyingly bad music, bitch
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WatchLOOK AT ME I AM TERRENCE MALICK
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I have no idea what this is, but I think I sorta...
What is it like to be happy?
Is that melodramatic? I don’t think- okay, possibly. But everyone must have thought it at one point, right? Our entire lives are based around running this twisted marathon to attain satisfaction, be it through money, philanthropy, our career, our family. A lover. TV shows. Who fucking knows? Things seem fine for a while and then all of a sudden you’ve tripped and your...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-25) →
Pavement (30)
Okkervil River (23)
Wild Beasts (23)
Memory Tapes (20)
The Smiths (17)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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electricband asked: best season of the simpsons??
yucky: Here it is! MY Top 50 Favorite Tweets of... →
pinktowels:
@kdn13 - “In movies, when the girl dumps the guy for being a dick, he then rushes to the airport and proposes marriage. 9/11 really fucked that up.”
@GuyEndoreKaiser - “Sometimes I take Dairy Queen coupons to Burger King, and when they refuse them, I scream “That’s your fucking wife!!!”
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Many of these are hilarious
It’s super weird to keep hearing Active Child on an ad for ‘I Survived’.
Oh hello drunk blog posts
Always enlightening to re-read you. Clearly drunk me was feeling much more empowered than hungover me is now.
lovemeonamonday replied to your post: NOTE TO SELF:
don’t worry laurence! you kick ass in general!
thank you <3 it’s annoying to have someone who both you and mutual friends agree would be great for you be dating someone else but life is life and in the end i can’t get hung up on this shit. i just need to knuckle down and be my own person
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NOTE TO SELF:
be patient. you’re the best and he will learn this
Haha ah
what I expected but I guess it could be worse (???)
I don't like 'All I Want For Christmas'
as a song, but right now I’m a bit drunk and I strongly agree with the sentiment.
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Well, fuck.
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140 Underrated Tweeters
tracymarquez:
Every end of the year Twitter list of “who to follow” always includes every person we already follow. So I decided to take it upon myself to make a list of 140 underrated, super funny tweeters with less than 20,000 followers. Enjoy. Follow. Share. And don’t suck dick for money.
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big thanks to the fabulous @tracy_marq for including me in this list!!
Sigh.
Figures.
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i definitely need to stop thinking too much about...
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Watchfuckyeahchildrenshospital:
The Doctors of Childrens Hospital Answer Your Medical Questions
“I’m curious what it would look like if you both gave each other a breast exam”
“Would you make out with each other now?”
aw man i love that show
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sometimes i feel like nothing ever works out for me so why even bother
“We need to reclaim the word ‘feminism’. We need the word ‘feminism’ back real...”
– Caitlin Moran (via revolutionfordisplay)
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i just thought you all should know
that i am very very hungover okay good
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“Protect your friends. You only have one hometown. If you think you’ve had a bad...”
– Amy Poehler in New York Magazine on what she’s learned from Leslie Knope (via feyminism)
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Ways Horrible/Humorless People Respond To...
theidiotking:
“OKAYYYYYYY….“
“You’re WEIRD.”
“What are you smoking?” and/or “I want some of what YOU’RE on.”
<eye roll>
“Yeah… not so much.”
“Not sure what THAT was all about, but…”
“Riiiiiiiiiight.”
“Anywayyyyyyyyyyy…”
“Um, random much?”
“I never developed the social skills one needs to have a fun back and forth with someone, nor do I understand/know how to process humor, so...
